Britain’s NHS has apologised for issuing guidelines urging expectant mothers to prepare a “special meal” for their partners to avoid them feeling “left out”. The guidance has now been withdrawn, but this is what it said…
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- For breakfast add curry powder and sprouts to a bowl of Sugar Puffs. This should induce morning sickness.
- Lemons, tomatoes, chocolate, cheese and peppermint are all causes of heartburn. Mix them all into his daily smoothie.
- Replace his tea with Gaviscon. Give him twelve mugs a day, so he always feels he needs to pee.
- Feed him so much and so often that he can no longer see his shoes. If this doesn’t work, hide his shoes.
- Like you, he may get cravings. His will probably be for steak and chips. Ignore this and give him macaroni and custard.
- Tell him he has to give up drink for nine months. That should put an end to this nonsense.
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Haha! Brilliant! Are you sure you’re not a woman?
What stupid advice. The 1950s called and they want their misogyny back.