You Can’t Have One

WordPress asked (ages ago, but who cares, I’m on holiday): Which is more important: electricity or the internet?

Man comes home and sits down at his computer.

“Sorry, dear, the internet is down,” says his wife.

“Shite,” says the man, and watches TV for the evening.

Man comes home next day and sits at his computer.

“Sorry, dear, the electricity is off,” says his wife.

“Shite. Is the internet running?” asks the man.

“Er, well, possibly,” says his wife, a little doubtfully.

“Good,” says the man. He turns on his computer, which doesn’t come on, so he goes to the TV, which doesn’t come on either.

Does that answer the question?

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