Yesterday was Leaving Cert results day, so my post should have been about Tinson1 and how he got on, but hey, I had mental issues to write about, and I don’t have a whole category called “It’s All About Me” for nothing.
Anyway, he did fine, he got 470 points. I got 26, which gives the impression that he’s 18 times cleverer than I was, but of course the system has changed. Back when I did it (in quill and ink, on parchment) there were simple A’s, B’s and C’s, and you got 5 points for an A, 4 for a B, etc. Now there is A1, A2, A3, etc, and the whole thing is much more complicated. Funnily, if you use the simplified version then he got exactly the same number of each grade as I did all those years ago, though in very different subjects.
Anyway, he has enough points for Trinity (just down the road from my office. “Hey, we’ll be able to do lunch”, I said yesterday, just to see his attempts at hiding the flash of horror that shot across his face), though not for the Theoretical Physics course he was thinking of. This means that my recurring nightmare, where the world explodes in a fiery molten ball while he stands in his lab going “Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!” (he’s not laughing specifically at you there, Mwa), will not now take place.
He is planning now on taking General Science. As a scientist there are many directions in which his career might go – he might invent a small device which will make cars run on baby-sick (a never-dwindling resource), or he might become one of those No-Shit-Sherlock scientists who, after two years of research, produce a report stating that men spend more time than women thinking about boobs.
Either way, that’s all in the future. As for today, he’s delighted with himself, and we’re as proud of him as usual.
Well, I’m glad, because that’s what I’d be worrying about while the world was exploding in a fiery molten ball.
I quite honestly can’t quite remember what i got in the leaving cert. i’m pretty sure it was 440 but i could be wrong.
You know, I really can’t remember my score either, and it was in the new system too.
Either way, I ended up in the wrong college course, only discovered after 6 weeks, and stayed there anyway.
Needless to say it has nothing to do with how I earn a living now.
Nice work, Tinson1!
Hey, since when is Mwa YOUR comment? I thought she was MY commenter! (Well, Mrs Moons’s, mostly)
Mwa, you harlot!
Well done Tinson1. He’ll have a Trinners accent before you know it!