Tingirl is in her final year at primary school, so last Thursday took part in the Tinfamily’s last Sports Day.
Three kids spending eight years in a school means 24 chances to run while looking down at an egg on a spoon, to hop along in a scratchy, itchy sack or try to run while tied to someone else (we really do give kids a hard time, don’t we)?
In those 24 events the Tinkids have got soaked, sunburnt, knee grazes and fits of the giggles.
What they haven’t got is medals.
So when Tingirl arrived home on Tuesday her brothers were anxiously waiting for her (Tinson2 is finished for the summer, while Tinson1 had an unexpected day off due to the Great Exam Leak scandal). “Did you win anything?” they asked her.
“Nope,” she replied.
Cue high-fives all around. Their perfect record was safe.
You can’t accuse them of being over-ambitious.