So, back to work this morning after my brief and futile attempt at winning Housewife of the Year.
My body clock was all messed up, so I woke at four and lay there till ten to five, then in sheer frustration decided to get up.
This meant I was in total darkness for the first time in ten days. I crept and felt my way along to the kitchen, then turned on the light.
I don’t think you’re supposed to be able to hear your pupils contracting.