Burn Baby Burn

The Book People regularly leave books into our office. One of the ones they’ve left in this time is called “101 Great Barbecue Recipes”.

This is amazing, because I can only think of three:

Cremated Burger with a dollop of Ketchup sitting on top, coz it can’t sink into the meat;

Cremated Sausage, with a skin that sticks to your lips and barbecues them as well;

Cremated Chicken Surprise, the surprise being that it is black on the outside, but is red in enough parts inside to contain more bacteria than a tramp’s socks.

I’ve never understood why people put themselves through this, usually within five feet of a perfectly serviceable kitchen.

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