I’ve just come back from the Gym (it’s been raining heavily here for 39 hours now so I wanted to practice on the rowing-boat, it may soon be our only way to the shops).
As I got to our house I saw that our car wasn’t in our driveway. “Ah,” I thought, “Mrs Tin has gone out.”
I put the kettle on, emptied my gym-bag and then loudly marched into our room to change out of my tracksuit top. I got a real shock when I got in there.
Mrs Tin was asleep in bed.
Those of you who fear that this story will end in a sad tale of car-theft can relax. Those of you who fear for the sanity of your friend Tinman can start to be very afraid.
The car wasn’t in the driveway when I got home because I was driving it.
I wonder do they have a gym for brains.
I can’t stop laughing! You are either pregnant or menopausal – hormones suck the brains right out of you.
The Hub did something similar as a motorbiking teenager. He was walking down the main street of Vereeniging, went to overtake another pedestrian, and panicked that someone had stolen his wing mirrors
Tin You’re much too young to do things like that. On the other hand, I am old enough, and frequently daft enough.
I am cracking up laughing!
Makes my memory lapse story from yesterday seem quite reasonable….
Makes perfect sense! LoL!!!
Amazing how the human mind malfunctions…
God Bless!
Prenin.
I haven’t done this yet! But I’ve lost my car plenty of times. This made me laugh.
I was worried it had floated away! They do have gyms for brains, btw.
I managed to struggle through the town and half way up the hill with a heavy bag before I realised the car was sitting where I parked it at the other end of the town. I took my shopping home, had a coffee and then set off in search of my car!
Genius.
I have, in the last week, turned my apartment upside down three different times, looking for my glasses, which were on my face at the time! Getting old.